The world will change its heart

jonathansdesk:

mmilhouse:

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

unclefather:

crystaldraco:

cartoon-dog:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

animentality:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

atbuttches:

yungterra:

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

• filter
• lowercase helvetica

• for extra points: add japanese text

I’m taking notes 

wrong you do this

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

where the fuck is he

naturalistamisslyn:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

nflstreet:

neo-zeon:

HIS HAIR?

WACK

HIS GEAR??

WACK

HIS JEWELRY???

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

ME?

I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is

homophobic:

gaterade:

libertariancommunism:

okay but i’d go to that youth group if he let me smash 👀

i’ve seen this exact same man at every walgreen’s i’ve ever been to so idk why ur thirsting after that average white dick energy

kaijuno:

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.